Meet Nicole
She works in the medical field. Her gym schedule has little pattern to it, but we end up always seeing each other. She’s either stalking me or its just coincidence. Whatever the case may be, I’ve known of her for quite some time now. No one talks to her at the gym. Dudes are scared and […]
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There’s nothing wrong with putting me on a lower rung, except that you’re doing it to the devil
Is my child’s mother a whore? These last couple days I’ve been trying to get her to hang out with me for New Years Eve. Apparently she made nerdball plans with her friend weeks ago and is unwilling to change them. Sucks to be that second fiddle. Outright infuriating. Fact is she’s still resentful that […]
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Scrooged It All Up
There’s too many fucking people in the world. Everywhere I walk, an idiot here, a moron there. Parked the car. Stereotypic poor black guy asking for change. “NO.” I proceed into Walgreens, hit up the cold medicine isle. *May I help you find something, sir?* “NO.” Do I want your fucking help. Did I ask […]
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